If I see anymore of you assholes post one more quiz result, I'll delist you.

Its been a while since I updated this thing.

But I'm still around. Only barely. This journal brings up a lot of bad memories, so I've been pretty much uneager to write in it, I guess.

What the fuck is going on now.

I am not getting spam in my e-mail on how to prevent teen pregnancy.

I'm currently very depressed, so take my mind off of things.

Comment with your username, and tell each other what you wish to change about them.

IP logging is off. Anonymous commenting is on.

You must be pretty desperate for ass to rape your own clone.

Just saying.

First person who comments gets oral sex.

Congratulations to Sakura and Shikamaru, I guess.

And its an odd thing. Eventually all of us will be married to each other.

Oi. Listen up everyone.

I'm selling a pet Uzumaki for $500. He's clean, is paper-trained, and is a decent little jogging partner.

Let me know if anyone is interested.

I'm doing this for my special person.

Right... anyone laughs at me and I'll kill you. I'm serious when I say this, by the way.

... (  *puts on CD player and starts singing allayingly* )

There, I did it. In front of everyone. I'm done.